when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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phoeni-xx:

Teaching Yebin a lesson (x)

her little ice cream shimmy in the middle gif is way too cute for me

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bagmilk:

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

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bl-ossomed:


A donor heart beating in a mechanical system which keeps it warm, oxygenated, with nutrient enriched blood pumping through.

sorry followers if I creeped anyone out but I had to reblog this, it’s so cool

bl-ossomed:

A donor heart beating in a mechanical system which keeps it warm, oxygenated, with nutrient enriched blood pumping through.

sorry followers if I creeped anyone out but I had to reblog this, it’s so cool

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ironfoxe:

molly-ren:

angrytransblogger:

marcovicci:

darkcountrymagic:

does anyone have that pic of the guy giving another guy head in a vacant lot while the kid does a sick wheelie but also there are some dogs having a threeway and orbs

SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE I DONT REALLY BELIEVE THIS IS A REAL IMAGE BUT I WANT TO GIVE ERZY THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT

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this one?

Holy shit.

what a time to be alive

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yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, CUNTFLAPS! WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID MY YMCA HAD ONE OF THESE FUCKERS. KIDS LITERALLY HAD TO BE TIMED SO THEY DIDN’T TEAR EACHOTHER’S PRE-PUBESCENT DICKS OFF FIGHTING OVER THIS SHIT. FOR FIVE WHOLE MINUTES YOU WERE QUEEN BITCH AND EVERYONE ELSE WERE PLASTIC CHAIRLESS SCUM MOTHERDICKER, IT GOT SO UGLY THAT SOMEONE GOT BANNED FOR FIGHING OVER IT SO THEY SNUCK IN DURING RECESS AND STABBED IT TO DEATH. THEY MASSACRED AN INFLATABLE SEATING OBJECT BECAUSE THEY COULD NO LONGER SIT IN IT FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. SHITS FUCKED UP I’M FUCKED UP 

People are asking me if I was the one who stabbed it to death
Keep your snoopin heads out of shit you can’t handle

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, CUNTFLAPS! WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID MY YMCA HAD ONE OF THESE FUCKERS. KIDS LITERALLY HAD TO BE TIMED SO THEY DIDN’T TEAR EACHOTHER’S PRE-PUBESCENT DICKS OFF FIGHTING OVER THIS SHIT. FOR FIVE WHOLE MINUTES YOU WERE QUEEN BITCH AND EVERYONE ELSE WERE PLASTIC CHAIRLESS SCUM MOTHERDICKER, IT GOT SO UGLY THAT SOMEONE GOT BANNED FOR FIGHING OVER IT SO THEY SNUCK IN DURING RECESS AND STABBED IT TO DEATH. THEY MASSACRED AN INFLATABLE SEATING OBJECT BECAUSE THEY COULD NO LONGER SIT IN IT FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. SHITS FUCKED UP I’M FUCKED UP 

People are asking me if I was the one who stabbed it to death

Keep your snoopin heads out of shit you can’t handle

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rnangekyou:

mrs-augustuswaters:

so this blog just followed me

imageand I was intrigued so i went to their blog and

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it is all irons

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I can’t fukcinfg deal with this tHERE IS AN IRON IN A TREE WTF

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imageomg they follow me what do i do

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iguanamouth:

tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

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nyehs:

nyooms:

fedorarightsactivist:

so this is how records are made

thats a pizza

no thats how records are made

How much cheese does one pizza need?!

nyehs:

nyooms:

fedorarightsactivist:

so this is how records are made

thats a pizza

no thats how records are made

How much cheese does one pizza need?!

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dreanning:

ageless-aislynn:

Boop to turn off kitten.

STOP YOU CANT DONT THIS TO ME

dreanning:

ageless-aislynn:

Boop to turn off kitten.

STOP YOU CANT DONT THIS TO ME

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dapperfox:

I THOUGHT OF THIS THE MOMENT THIS NEWS CAME OUT

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coffeeandcastiel:

best plot twist

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